Officially diagnosed with Spider-Man syndrome!! Side effects may include walking on walls, head turning 360 degrees, vomiting live spiders, etc. Just like the comic book guy!!
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Lost In The Sauce
"If you ain't got the sauce, ya lost. But sometimes you can get lost IN the sauce." - Gucci Mane
Read MoreI Ate 14 Hot Dogs at a 4th of July Barbecue and Now I’m Shitting Pellets
Is this what rabbits feel like??
Read MoreHow These 5 Stars Are Spending 4th of July And Is Bam Margera Invited?
We got the inside scoop on a few celeb get togethers. and you won't believe what they've done with a certain skateboarding hooligan.
Read More5 Flags To Fly If You’re Ashamed Of Your Country
Don't you wish you could use your pathetic hands to sew a new flag? Well too late sucker!
Read MorePublic Safety: Miami Vice
The Boys in Brown are back at it again, this time tearing it up in Miami!
Read MoreSean Spicer: "I Just Work Here, Okay?"
"I do so know who Hitler is."
Read MoreWhite House Janitor Tired Of Cleaning Dead Things Out Of Steve Bannon’s Office
“It never stops. Every evening I come in and there’s something new lying on the carpet."
Read More12 Bitchin' New Holidays Enacted By President Obama In The Dead Of Night
As a final wink-and-nod to the American people he loves so much, President Barack Obama recently released a list of new national holidays set to take effect on January 2nd, 2017.
Read More10 Things We ALL Need to Try Before Summer's Over
Tire swings by the lake. Tire swings by the fuckin' lake, baby. Oh man. If you've ever wanted to feel like a descendant of Swiss Family Robinson, putting this one together is an absolute must. (The Swiss Family Robinson thing aside, club-footed folks are suggested to bring a friend. All folks are, but I've learned it's good to be inclusive). The steps are a little tricky, but we think most of you can handle it...
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