The Boys in Brown are back at it again, this time tearing it up in Miami!
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Rising Sophomore Can’t Wait to Repeat Every Class
"It'll be very rewarding repeating the same learning experience." Chad Wescott was reported saying.
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Ja Rule Excited To Finally Have Captive Audience
Musical artist and TV Dad, Ja Rule, best known for his lead role in 2013 Christian drama film I’m in Love With a Church Girl and also getting cold-cocked by 50 Cent that one time, is back with a brand new business opportunity.
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Adelphi Is Gone
Where the hell did I put that thing!?
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I Tried DMT But I Wasn't Sure What Kind Of Sandwich That Was
In retrospect, I gotta say that my intentions, at least, were good. I had a good head on, had my hopes high and a chipper attitude about the whole thing. And honestly...
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Directions To My House
Your GPS is going to want you to get on the parkway but that really makes no goddamn sense. The best way is to take a right onto front street and then keep driving until dawn. You will be offered a chance to save your loved one by the ghost of your ex business partner Phillip Marley...
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Travel!
The Tracksuit Man holds no power over me. None that I don’t give him. What is preventing me from achieving that permanent lift-off I’ve always dreamt of? The more I ponder, the more I realize that nothing is stopping me. I can be all the way up...
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The 7 Best Places To Fuck On Campus
in Adventure, Dating, LIfestyle, Recreation
We all know what sex is here at Nonsense Humor, and we know the best places to get it down with your significant other when you’re in a hurry. You know, when you don’t feel like walking literally not that far to an actual bed because you love cold dirty floors on your sweaty ass.
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So You've Acquired An Alien Child...
The best part of acquiring your little bundle of slimy grey mass is that you get to name the little goon! Make sure to keep it something close to its roots, but it can be as modern or classic as you wish it to be!
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10 Things We ALL Need to Try Before Summer's Over
Tire swings by the lake. Tire swings by the fuckin' lake, baby. Oh man. If you've ever wanted to feel like a descendant of Swiss Family Robinson, putting this one together is an absolute must. (The Swiss Family Robinson thing aside, club-footed folks are suggested to bring a friend. All folks are, but I've learned it's good to be inclusive). The steps are a little tricky, but we think most of you can handle it...
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