But listen, we all make mistakes.
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Before Fall Fest With Lil Wayne
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It is almost time for Wayne to emerge anew.
Read MoreI Spent 24 Hours in the Axinn Library and Found the Mummified Corpse of Mrs. Hofstra
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“Here lay the corpse of Ms. Kate Hofstra, First Lady of the Netherlands and Woman Wife of College Man.”
Read More6 Reasons Honors College is 100% Worth It
Fully immerse yourself in the Honors College. We are your family now. This is your home.
Read MoreRising Sophomore Can’t Wait to Repeat Every Class
"It'll be very rewarding repeating the same learning experience." Chad Wescott was reported saying.
Read MoreSearch For The Hofstra Statue That Gives You Good Luck For Finals
I've heard tell, that somewhere on this campus you can find good luck.
Read MoreI Am The Fire Marshal And I Will Shut Down Late Night Breakfast
Don't think that I won't just because you want your so-called hash-browns.
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Underpaid Student Employee Can't Wait To Starve Outside $30M Administrative Building
"I'm so totally stoked!"
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Sports Spotlight: Hofstra Quidditch
It's everyone's favorite fantasy come to life in sport form.
Read MoreNerf Dart Ballistics Test Reveals You Didn’t Fucking Hit Me
I don’t care that you think you shot me. Look at me, cadet. Take a deep whiff of me with your sight sponges. Do you see that I’m more greased up than a baking sheet full of Crisco? I’m caked in the goddamned stuff.
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