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Choose Your Own Fucking Adventure: Space Edition!
You thought we were done with the ol’ CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE SECTION? I wish.
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An Open Letter to the 10 Exceptional Asteroids that I Once Loved
in Listicle, Reflection, Science
...but goddamn it, you were exactly the 503 by 407 by 370 inKilometers that I needed in the summer of 1849.
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A Day in the Life of Elon Musk
12:10 Sue Nonsense for printing that.
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Follow These 5 Easy Steps to Lasso the Moon for Your Lover
in Dating, Listicle, Social Topics
We all know this step. Here at Nonsense, we make the sex many much. Often to each other—it is awkward. So trust us.
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Six Things They Don't Have In Space
Believe it or not, there is simply no racism in Space. There is zero racism in Space. Sure, people are dicks sometimes, but there's not much you can really do about that.
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